Graybyrd's Quick and Dirty
home :: year2021Fri, 16 Apr 2021
We don't need no steenking TERRORISTS!
We SHOOT terrorists! On SIGHT! HaHaHaHahahaha! BUT ... !!!
We love much better to shoot OURSELVES... !! Yes, individually, or in GROUPS we SHOOT! Our national sport! Coming soon to a SCHOOL near YOU!
America!! Land of the FREE! Land of the GUN!! Land of the MASS SHOOTING!!
Hahahahahahaha ... cry, you sniveling terrorist... you come here, you DIE!!!
April 16, 2021
So far today America has had (reported at least): 12,395 shooting deaths so far this year in the US, of which 147 were in mass shootings. Last year saw a total of 43.549 deaths, and 610 in mass shootings.*
And we're only in the fourth month of the year.
Today, in Indianapolis, IN we had another: a fellow shot and killed eight people, and then shot and killed himself. Total: 9
It's rather pointless to say "enough is enough" because we've endured this madness for years and nothing has changed.
Except, possibly, the National Rifle Association (NRA) has declared bankruptcy. But that is not due to national revulsion of the NRA's long-standing tradition of opposing all gun regulation, no matter how sensible. No, it was due to simple malfeasance and corruption by the NRA's executive leadership.
The old saw, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em" may apply here. So I propose the following (assuming that America salvages the financial fortunes of its beloved NRA and we continue forward under the NRA banner):
NATIONAL NRA GUN FESTIVAL!
All paid-up NRA members take up their weapons and take to the streets at "Official Sunrise" in their community, and shoot it out! Celebrate the right not only to bear arms, but to USE them, freely and unashamedly! Shoot, wound, maim, kill, wing, pot, snipe, and otherwise bring down (!) the other guy (or gal!) on sight!
Oh, what a grand celebration it could be! Think of the stress relief! No longer waiting for the random daily mass shooting in some unpredictable location, but on this one, grand, glorious day (!) it is every man (gal) take to the streets for an entire daylight (ends at Official Dusk) day of unrestricted shooting! (School yards and classrooms excepted.)
Soon to be introduced as a National Patriotic Measure by a Republican Senator near you!
*The Gun Violence Archive
Advanced age brings a certain privilege of commentary. Whether these are the sage words of a wise old man, or the mumbled ramblings of an old fool ... are left to the reader. This is my work in progress. These are Graynote's diary pages.
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